Apparently I’m a herding dog that’s supposed to be herding sheep. SOMEONE apparently forgot to tell me about that little detail when showing me 3! sheep the other week.
Have you ever seen a sheep? They are HUGE!!! And they make very very strange noises and they have weird eyes and they are HUGE!!! Did I mention HUGE?
How am I little fluff ball, supposed to be herding those gigantic animals? I don’t see it, nope, absolutely not. It’s a mystery how those monsters would even consider following my commands…
I have to admit, that I even got a little scared when they moved and made those funny noises. So I sat down in a safe distance and observed. I was very relieved to find out, that they were behind a fence. Phew, no way they could’ve come out after me.
Somehow, my safety precautions made Mama and Papa laugh. I don’t see how this could be funny. As I said before; they are HUGE!
Now they keep telling me that I’m a herding dog, and that I should rethink my fear of sheep, because apparently I like herding things like German Shepherds, Mama, Papa, my friends…..
Well, I’m just saying: THEY ARE HUGE
Who’s with me on that one?